Jan 26, 2006
The IHOP horror-show.
I woke up wicked hungry, I got a personal day off today so I called up Langdon to see if he wanted to hit up a breakfast spot for some mid morning grinds. Langdon was with it so he swooped me up & we headed out to IHOP. Everything was fine until the F2 handed the waitress our plates of buttermilk pancakes. A short n' curly floated from the bottom of one of the plates & landed right smack dab in the middle of the table. I paused for a moment & was like oh hell no! I pointed the short n' curly out to Langdon who intructed me not to blow the short n' curly across the table in his direction. Langdon picked up the coffee pot & placed it over the short n' curly. See, now it's gone he says to me. I was stunned y'all. Then he commences to dig in. I wasn't sure what to do. Yeah I was hungry but damn man, my food was inches away from a short n' curly. I watched Langdon dig in for a couple minutes then against my better judgement I said ah fuck it & ate my breakfast too. The things hunger will do to you man. I swear. Now I know how them fools in Alive felt when they had to eat their team mates dried ass meat to survive up in them mountains.