To my friends in Tokyo that feel betrayed by my actions...I apologize. Changing my name was my feeble attempt at escaping the nerdy image that stuck to me while in Japan. In America, home of the free, I was not the "baka Gaijin," or "Geeky American" guy, but rather TSUJI_ERIKU THE COOLEST OTAKU SCUM BASTARD OF EM' ALL!!!!! Because at least I had actually been to Akihabara.
To my friends in America... I can only say that I could not bear to let on that I was not this kako ii dude that frequents Tokyo every six months. I loved the image in your mind's of me as the "international player with a passport" jet setting it chilling in Tokyo with all the Tokyo bijiin. The way all your eyes glistened as I spoke about Shibuya 109, maid cafes in Akiba & the gaggles of school girls in uniform running about was like a drug to me. Gomen ne.
I stand before you naked, with my parts exposed. Do with me what you will. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.