wow..that was quite a nice suprise when I pulled up the blog while I was at work..=0
"Who the fuck needs food!!?", I think to myself.I swipe the apple-filled plate off the table, grab the glass of wine and empty it in one gulp, then toss the glass over my shoulder and say:" Hey girl, the floor is filthy or haven't you noticed? Now get down on all fours and SCRUB!"
Hasn't this chick seen that episode of Seinfeld where George starts to associate food with sex? This can only lead to trouble.
Sadly these days food brings me just as much pleasure as the sexin' a nice aged steak grilled to medium rare, shit I'll bring my own horseradish. Talk about a Tangy Zing woohoo!
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