'Big up on this'

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SAM

H!P's 1st Rap Duo Suzuki And Maimi:

For there 1st song they shall be doing a cover of Salt 'n Pepper's "Push it"

Y'know u want it 2 b true X)

Filipina 101--w/updated link

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, I won't be participating in this year's YODC Lonely Heart's Club Pickle Party...and you won't have to either! Not when you can "meet and marry the flipina of your dreams!"

Why sit around and drool over Craig's latest loli pics--when you can have your very own filipina dreamgirl drooling all over YOU! And why dwell on Son of Gigan's sci-fi theory about whether a girl is out of your league--when YOU can be a Hall of Famer in the land of jeepneys and adobo?

Author Perry Gamsby tells you how it can all be done in his book, Filipina 101. Here are some of the things you'll learn:

--Know what to say in that all important first e-mail!

--Learn the secrets that make you so much more attractive,...even if you are older, fatter, poorer!

--Learn how to identify the professional ladies of night that might be
trying to masquerade as innocent and hide their double life.

And check out what this satisfied customer has to say:

"I love the (secret) Pickup technique! It worked like a charm for me every single time, I couldn’t believe how easy it was to meet beautiful, sexy Filipinas who were really interested in me! Forget forty, I’m fat and over fifty! Thank you Perry and Amelita, your book really made my vacation to Manila the best I ever had!”

So there you have it friends. I found Filipina 101 while Google-ing random filipino words to spark an idea for a blog entry...and now I'm proud to share it with you. Seriously. That site needs to be seen to be believed.

--UPDATE--here's an updated link...it's sort of an end-around to get to the Filipina 101 page if the direct link in the post isn't working for you. ...you desperate dogs.

--Freefall Jones

Interesting experiment on spiders

This test shows how different intoxicants can affect a spider's ability to build a web:

Pic of the Day.."I Also Like Them Young"..Edition

like my YODC brother Craig..I like my "girls" young..I don't know, there's just something about "fresh meat"..everything is still perky and fresh..god I LOVE IT!!!...and I know..many of you out there are probably grossed out and offended but a man just can't change the way he feels...

YUKIE KAWAMURA

oh..a 21yr old is still considered a "girl" and "young" right?

Scary Loli Place

Loli Bubbles

Super Loli Berry Yurina

Pringles Select Szechuan Barbecue Rice Crisps

I shit you not--and two other filipino co-workers will attest to this--these things taste just like CHICKEN ADOBO. It kind of weirded me out, but my non-pinoy co-workers loved 'em.

--Freefall Jones

Loli Heaven

The Turpentine Blues

Three different apartments in my complex are being remodeled right now. This weekend the remodeling dudes completed the flooring and applied some sort of wood finish. Not a big deal, right? Well, the smell of whatever that finish is has seeped through the walls of other apartments (mine included!). How do I feel about this? Pretty high. High on turpentine.

One of the upstairs neighbors couldn't stand the smell. I saw her hanging out in the driveway of our complex frantically calling anybody she could complain to: the landlord, the fixit dude, the power company. Finally she called the fire department. I was walking back from the gym and saw the fire truck and was like, "oh shit. turpentine explosion! my comics!"

Luckily it wasn't serious (no explosion). In the end the fire department made the guys doing the remodeling stop with the turp and everyone had to open their windows.

So what are my blues? It's 50 degrees outside and I have to leave my windows open.

--Freefall Jones

Dreamgirls

This movie reminded of the excellent The Five Heartbeats, only much more slick-looking and about the rise of a girl group (like The Supremes) as opposed the the rise of a guy group (like The Temptations). So I was definitely curious to see it.

And even though it's about The Dreams, it's Eddie Murphy that steals the movie. Murphy plays James "Thunder" Early, a popular R&B singer who can't quite break onto the pop charts. You could totally tell Eddie Murphy was channeling his inner James Brown to play the character. They could have made the whole movie about Jimmy Early and I would have been happy.

Not only does this movie have "performance" songs (where the characters perform in front of an audience in the movie), but also "musical"-style songs (where characters spontaneously burst into song at random moments).

The musical numbers were a problem for me. We're a good 40-minutes or so into the movie when the first musical-style song hits, and it's very distracting. Up to that point, all the music was performed on stage, or in rehearsal, or in a montage -- but to all of a sudden have a character sing the words, "what about me?" when that style hadn't been established from the get-go, made me (and other people in the audience) go, "huh?"

Even worse, the BIG number of the movie--the huge, emotional, moment where Jennifer Hudson's character should be blowing the roof off the theater, ...falls flat. And it's because even though it's a heartbreaking love song, you don't feel it. Her character and Jamie Foxx's character were supposed to be in love, but the most you ever saw him do was give her a peck on the cheek. So you're like, "they were in love?"

Whatever. At least Eddie Murphy was awesome.



--Freefall Jones

Reina

Pic of the Day.."That Damn Sayumi Part Deux" Edition

oooooo Sayumi...more pics of her upcoming photobook have hit the various imageboards out there and all I have to say is "oooooo Sayumi" and "DAAAAAAAAMN!!"..she is just looking gorgeous in these pictures..I may have to break down and buy the damn thing..

and my favorite pic..

normally, Eriku would probably see these pics and suddenly start typing with one hand for some reason but he's busy frolicking around Tokyo like a little girl right now..the bastard.

Blades of Glory