May 12, 2008

The Greatest Staring Contest EVER

I stared at this for a good 30 seconds but then I my head jerked back and I let out a loud primal scream for some reason



Scratching on a budget?



Considering how inexpensive turntables are nowadays, not to mention the availablity of CD players built for scratching, and computer systems like Serato, why in the blue hell would anyone want to try to scratch with a double-well tape deck?

This mofo has a goddamn MacBook, for Chrissakes... surely he can afford two turntables and a mixer and a copy of of Serato to install on the MacBook?

May 11, 2008

A Very Special Happy Mother's Day Message from Langdon

once again, Sir Javier Esteban Taco Julio Garcia-Sanchez, Sr. has beaten me to the punch but I had to give a special Mother's Day greeting to all you young, hot MILF's out there...especially Namie Amuro and soon to be MILF, Jessica Alba

¡¡¡ Happy Mother's Day !!!

May 7, 2008

"MICKEY MOUSE, MICKEY MOUSE, MICKEY MICKEY MOUSE"

this is just too kawaii not too post





and who knew that zip-a-dee-doo-dah song could be sooo sexay

J-Music Clip of the Week

Artists: PUFFY
Single: All Because Of You

All Because Of You video DL


and yes..you CAN tell that Avril Lavigne had a hand in writing this song

Cartoon themes - DuckTales (completely awesome version)



One of the greatest with a new twist.

Oh, and 2000th post for YODC!

May 6, 2008

The Queen of Ninja Warrior and YODC(so says SoG)

*reposting since it seems to be a popular entry and has received a lot of recent comments..




No, it's not Freefall Jones, it's Ayako Miyake - the pink-haired Japanese pixie that steamrolled the Women of Ninja Warrior (Kunoichi) tournament a ridiculous three times in a row. I'm actually surprised that no one here has mentioned her yet, considering we seem to create a new post every time a Japanese girl takes a deep breath. So I've taken it upon myself to compose this pictorial tribute to Ayako Miyake. We salute you, Queen!


Yes indeed, she's Number One.


Or is it Number Two?


Nah, Number One.


"Oh, Son of Gigan-san, why aren't you here to share this moment with me?"


Waiting in the jungle, presumably to kill a tiger with her bare hands. Not the
most effective camouflage, though...


The queen cradles her fire-eyed hellhound.


You can see Langdon Alger in this very same outfit every Sunday night in the East Bay.


Happy birthday in Vegas! She celebrated by scaling the Stratosphere Hotel in less than 45 seconds.


Oh yeah. That's a keeper.

And if any of you are wondering where I got the pictures (yeah...if you're wondering. Right), Ms. Miyake has a website and a blog. One of us needs to bite the freakin' bullet and learn Japanese already so it can be translated, but there is a nice little English message from our queen in in one of her posts:

"Thank you for many messages from America!
I appear in Japanese Shibuya for the show of "Muscle Musical",now.
Come to see it for an opportunity to come to Japan if to be!
It is looking forward to meeting everyone.
Then, I do the show of the musical MATSURI which is the same as Japan in
Las Vegas in Sahara.
Come by all means to see it,too. I do my best in the vigor fullness today, too!"

You sure do, Ayako. You sure do.

May 5, 2008

Happy Cinco de Mayo to me!



I came into work today expecting the traffic desk to be decorated with balloons, streamers, sombreros and piñatas with a nice card signed by every member of the news department, but instead I found a barren wasteland of a desk waiting for me. "It's still early, they'll probably have something in the break room before I leave."

HOW ABOUT NO.


After trabajo, I headed out to Chevy's to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, that as far as the rest of my co-workers and blogger "amigos" was concerned, never existed.

Screw you putas!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ERIKU

32 lonely birthdays and going...






Diggin' In The Crates "Fun With Colored Vinyl" Edition


Have Heart The Things We Carry (Bridge 9) on green/white/yellow three-way vinyl


Bomb The Music Industry! To Live or Die in Long Island (Quote Unquote/Asbestos) on red and blue vinyl


Close up of side 2 label of BTMI!'s To Live or Die in Long Island. 370 copies of this particular color exist.


Bomb The Music Industry! Get Warmer (Quote Unquote/Asian Man) on white-splattered clear vinyl. (The slipmat underneath is a slipmat from Vinyl Collective).


Paramore RIOT! (Fueled By Ramen) on white vinyl. Not the most exciting-looking record after seeing the first three, but still a good album.

May 2, 2008

Bollywood Babes




Geeta Basra

Man,

Talk about hot Bollywood Babes...if there was any thing to make tacos out of, well this one's it!

This Jew was making knishes over this. Geeta Basra was a model from London who decided to be in movies in India because, well, she's hot. She can't act to save her life, but who cares. She was hosting this tv show called Zoom TV, but her hotness has moved her out of the small screen and on to Bollywood. I salute you Geeta Basra!

May 1, 2008

J-Music Clip of the Week..Part Deux

Artist: Aya Hirano
Single: Unamed World

Unamed World video DL




and now for more Aya eyecandy..

J-Music Clip of the Week...Classic Edition



Artists: DOUBLE feat. De La Soul
Single: Say "I Gotta Believe"
Say "I Gotta Believe" video DL




DOUBLE will be dropping her latest album "THE BEST COLLABORATIONS" at the end of May ..one of the confirmed collabo's will be with Japan's hottest milf, Namie Amuro, entitled "BLACK DIAMOND"....god, I can't wait for the PV