Went to dinner with C tonight. After sushi, we went out to the ice cream joint that I frequent, usually with B or by myself. Almost everytime I'm served by the same girl, who looks like she recognizes me as a regular patron. When I went in tonight, her smile looked off just the tiniest bit. As she took C's order, I realized that she's usually pretty nice when I've come in w/ B. Now I'm in there with some other chick who's playing me close. I must've looked like a some kind of jerk. I walked out of the ice cream joint thinking that was the end of my blog-worthy evening. I already felt dumb going a few days w/o an entry as I was going out of my way to not just blog about B&C, although (cue nWo theme) The Insiders always want new info.
As we walked outside, she asked me how I thought she'd look w/ dark-brown hair & lil' highlights....after asking if I still prefer darker hair on girls. As we walked & talked, I said I was gonna ask to look at pix on her camera but I remembered that there are pix in there that are only for her boyfriend. She laughed, and our conversation soon turned to those particular pix. She said she actually makes herself up for those pix, not unlike a "Vivid Video box shoot" (my own offered comparison). She offered to show me after she said she showed one other friend, who thought she dl'ed pix of a "film" star onto her ph. I insisted that may be a little too personal, but she said she really wanted my opinion and put her ph in my face...her thumb covering the um sensitive parts & showing only her face. Looking at the pix & the girl holding the phone....it looked like 2 different people. The rest of the drive home consisted of her giggling and asking me questions about the pix and if I was blushing, while I was basically babbling & stammering like a complete idiot in giving her "amateur" (her term) photoshoot my thumbs-up. She said she may show me the pix in their entirety down the road if she is up to it. I said I wouldn't push for it. Knowing this was definitely going to the blog, I had the presence of mind to throw in an inside line for the team: I was already saying the word "nice" over & over so I said "Um yeah they're nice......NICE AND SHINY!" Hey she was already tickled pink & I was already falling over myself. When's the next time I can throw that one out there?
2 comments:
All right you bastard - here's what you need to do.
Get that phone.
Delete C's pics and then use it to TAKE PICS OF NICE & SHINY THE NEXT TIME SHE'S OUT WASHING HER CAR!!!
funny how you said "cue nWo theme"...cuz we all know, that "song" originally came from a porn...waka-waka-waka...
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