And You Thought Terrence's Post was Random!!

so my current form of employment has me working an overnite shift starting at 12am and ending usually around 830 in the morning..perfect schedule for me cuz I'm a creature of the nite and there's nobody else in the office to bother me with inane chit chat...so here's a couple observations that I've made in the last nite or so...

1. Someone uses my computer at work to browse for porn while I'm away....
how do I know this?...cuz there were some butt ass naked pictures in my image files!!...now there's only two people in the office who would have the oppurtunity to browse for such material..me, the Overnite Content Producer...and my weekend counterpart...now I'm not stupid enough to look at that stuff while on the job...cuz I know that ish leaves "fingerprints" on your computer...so it has to be the weekender....if its not...ooops!..I already busted HER ass to my boss cuz no way in hell I am I taking the blame....


2. Somebody in this office building enjoys reading JET magazine while they're on the crapper..
how do I know this?...cuz on my way out yesterday morning, I stopped by the bathroom to take a tinkle before my long ride home...as soon as I open the door, I get punched in the face with this horrible smell...now, obviously I could have just turned around and looked for another bathroom..but the closest one was upstairs and damnit, I'm lazy..so I muster the courage and procede to take care of my business...I mosey on up to the urinal and notice that the perp emmitting the foul smell ,was still in the stall straining away....I looked down and what do I see by the shoes squirming under the stall door?....an issue of JET magazine!....