The one about the arguing couple

I was walking home from the store the other night when across the street I saw an African-american couple arguing.

Yes. Your personal propensity for racial stereotyping may decide your enjoyment of this story.

The woman was on her cell phone and yelling at her boyfriend the whole time. All he could do was wander in front of her with his hands in his pockets and look around like he couldn't hear her.

"Why are you like this? It's always the same with you!" she yelled, "I don't understand it...you always do the same thing! You're like GROUNDHOG DAY!"

There were so many things funny about her saying that, my head almost exploded.