because the kid loves drama

One of my all-time favorite movies is Chasing Amy.
Not only is Banky's ranting hilarious but it delves into some real life relationship stuff.

In my younger days, if I found out that my significant other had been tag teamed by a couple guys I would never have been able to get over it. Kinda like Holden can't get over the fact Alyssa had a wild past in the movie.

I remember I was seeing this chick in high school, after running a freak credential check on her I was unable to dig up any dirt on her. After talking to her she told me she was a virgin, just how I like em'. J/K.
The first time I had intercourse with her my bedroom looked like a crime scene. Her blood was everywhere, I almost gave up trying to go through with the whole thing because I couldn't crack open the clam man it was shut tight. But after about 20 minutes of foreplay & me trying to pry that clam open I finally was able to handle my business.

Anyways, a few months after we hooked up she reveals to me that although she had never had sexual intercourse before she did go down on her ex boyfriend.
Now I was 16 or 17 years old at the time & I had some fucked up ideas about life & love & relationships & the world. I really thought I knew something about life.

I just could not let that shit go, it ate away at me. I swore that if I ever ran into my girl's ex-boyfriend I would kill him.

See I had been with a lot of hood rat chicks but I put my girlfriend/main squeeze on a pedestal. She was better than those broads I had been with.

As I grew, I realized there's more important shit to be worrying about.
Soooo, if I met Honoka & we hit it off. If she had a dope personality & she kept it real with me, you can bet your bottom dollar I would kick down with her. Never mind that she licked some dude's ass & sucked on some guy's balls & ate cum.

If she kept it real & loved me to death, I'd be down. Please believe it.

See in the movie, Holden found a cool girl, she was down for him but he was focusing on the wrong shit. Yeah I really do feel that way, he made a mistake by pushing her away.