Dateline: Saturday, May 25th at approximately 5:20pm..As FJ, SoG and I took pictures outside the San Jose Convention Center after spending a good part of the afternoon at Fanime 2008, I spotted something mingling amongst the costumed convention goers...It was the elusive OTAKUS MAJOR
rarely scene in daylight, let alone out in public, this normally shy creature likes to stay within the confines of his domicile preferring the company of inanimate objects, such as action figures, and 2 dimensional images, such as in anime videos and manga, rather than live human contact..
this specimen was rather bold to venture out in public but the call of the annual migration of his fellow otakus to Fanime was too strong for him to resist...he did come prepared though...dawning his somewhat stylish wrap around sunglasses to protect his eyes from the strong rays of the sun and making sure to put on extra weight to sustain his long wait for the bus trip home or the ride from his mother who would be picking him up in front of the convention center at a predetermined time.
I tried to get closer to OTAKUS MAJOR, but apparently I wandered to close to his "comfort zone" and he picked up his briefcase filled with manga(or crackers) and scurried away..but I was able to capture a rare shot of a female OTAKUS MAJOR crossing paths with this male specimen...as expected, they did not acknowledge each other
in this final picture...I attempted to hide behind the spray of the water fountains in front of the convention center and continue to observe OTAKUS MAJOR but I had pressed my luck..he had spotted me..it was an intense moment..I could do nothing but back off with my hands raised...however, in my retreat..I was able to snap one last image of this often misunderstood creature....
In the coming weeks, I will be making a trip to another Anime Convention..there, I hope to capture on film, for the first time.......WHITUSTRASHUS OTAKUS MULLETUS
Jul 31, 2008
Jul 27, 2008
YODC Celebrates its 3rd Anniversary BITCHES!!!!
YODC hit the 3 year mark this past friday July 25th...unbelievable that we're still around...what started out as a little blog that barely anyone visited has now become a slightly larger blog that barely anyone visits..amazing how we've grown!!!..here are some highlights from the past year...
- Our Craig became a Traffic Warden...we were so proud :)
- Berryz
- YODC had IDOL Week..with Nao Yoshizaki's fat ass
- Yakiniku, Yakitori and more
- Guillermo Paco Castro Jimenez DeLaSantos Reyes, Jr. became Javier Esteban Taco Julio Garcia-Sanchez, Sr.
- Sayummy(YODC created word) continued to make my pants feel tight
- CJ joined the Magnificent Bastards
- The 1st Annual YODC Munny-Off kicked off!!....and its still going..fauckin lazy faucks
- Samuel Weinstein brought back his Bollywood Babes and opened our eyes to Disco Karate
- Craig exploded with loud noise
- PUFFY came to the Bay Area and WE WERE THERE
- CJ's Diggin In the Crates
- I FOUND BIGFOOT
- We witnessed the GAYIEST comment thread EVER
- Our Eastcoast representative CJ got engaged
- Eriku made his annual trip to Japan and came back with some unexpected news...obviously we all lent him our support 1, 2 ,3, 4
- YODC received its 100,000 visitor hit
- Wonton
- Christopher Cross FINALLY made it on the blog
- SoG and Eriku made it out to Japan Nite Tour 2008 and fell in love with SCANDAL
- Langdicalpatriot made his debut and quickly disappeared
- Reina Love
- We witnessed the BEST rap battle EVER
- Freefall brought us Blurry Bart Pics and Champion of the Day
- I re-discovered my love for Jessica Alba
- but Namie remains my forever love
- SoG's post on Ninja Warrior's Ayako Miyake continued to bring us tons of visitors
- Eriku celebrated a birthday that EVERYONE remembered
- continued Shokotan Eye Candy
- YODC IS RAW
- SoG tried to crown a new Queen of YODC but we all know that there will only be one true queen
thanks to the mag-bast crew for keeping this shit going....thanks to the folks that visit and leave comments, all the fellow bloggers who link to us, the good folks at International Wota and as always, big up to Brother Ray at American Wota...and now..a very special Pic Of the Day....cue the Benny Hill music...
yeah...its the same clip I posted for YODC's 1st Anniversary
The Blog Knight.
YODC's very first entry was just my quick commentary that people should watch Batman Begins. I saw that film with Son of Gigan and I remember him saying, "Fuck Tim Burton and Michael Keaton," about twenty minutes into the film.
As for this anniversary post? Yes... FUCK JACK NICHOLSON.
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Also, Fuse has a show called Rad Girls -- it's basically Jackass, but with chicks. I can't tell if they're funny because they're kind of hot...
...and for your Google-image-search convenience, the girl getting waxed is Ramona Cash.
As for this anniversary post? Yes... FUCK JACK NICHOLSON.
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Also, Fuse has a show called Rad Girls -- it's basically Jackass, but with chicks. I can't tell if they're funny because they're kind of hot...
...and for your Google-image-search convenience, the girl getting waxed is Ramona Cash.
Jul 25, 2008
The East Coast Office Salutes YODC's 3rd Anniversary
...with a Henry Rollins-sized cup of coffee from the author's favorite local coffeeshop:
One sip of this, and you'll be reciting Rollins' Black-Flag era poetry:
One sip of this, and you'll be reciting Rollins' Black-Flag era poetry:
Jul 24, 2008
CJ's Video Of The Moment "Would You Buy An LP From This Band?" Edition
A television advertisement (that never aired) for Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band's album Lick My Decals Off, Baby (the follow-up to the must-own classic double album Trout Mask Replica).
Coincidentally, this album is only available as a righteous 180-gram vinyl edition, although pirated CD versions have been floating around eBay for awhile.
Coincidentally, this album is only available as a righteous 180-gram vinyl edition, although pirated CD versions have been floating around eBay for awhile.
Jul 22, 2008
My Future Second Wife's Old Cooking Show
Jul 19, 2008
Jul 18, 2008
Jul 16, 2008
A Wonderful Sayummy Day
cuz Sayumi turned 19 the other day and I want to do "stuff" to her..like comb and smell her hair..ect..ect..
Jul 13, 2008
Jul 11, 2008
Jul 9, 2008
F**k You, Miley!
To paraphrase the late great George Carlin, Fuck Miley Cyrus in her asshole with a big rubber dick, then break it off inside her and beat her to death with the rest.
And the same thing goes for Dave Matthews.
Jul 8, 2008
Diggin' In The Crates "Analog To Digital" Edition
From a late-Sunday-night session at the YODC East Coast office, vinyl ripping of 45 RPM enka and kayokyoku goodness for The Vinyl Pagoda Project at Stuck In A Pagoda With Motoko Aoyama.
The initial stack of FIFTY 45RPM singles from which the Vinyl Pagoda Project is getting its start, many of them white-label promos. There is going to be some J-LP's involved, too:
Jul 3, 2008
Jul 1, 2008
UPDATE! Hot Pole Vaulter
Around a year ago, we posted these famous photos of Allison Stokke, AKA The Hot Pole Vaulter:
Since then, she's turned 19, enrolled at Cal Berkeley, and grown into young, powerful womanhood - with the emphasis on "grown." I, for one, welcome the thicker, more brick house-esque Allison. But take a look and make the call for yourselves.
Since then, she's turned 19, enrolled at Cal Berkeley, and grown into young, powerful womanhood - with the emphasis on "grown." I, for one, welcome the thicker, more brick house-esque Allison. But take a look and make the call for yourselves.
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