May 6, 2008

The Queen of Ninja Warrior and YODC(so says SoG)

*reposting since it seems to be a popular entry and has received a lot of recent comments..




No, it's not Freefall Jones, it's Ayako Miyake - the pink-haired Japanese pixie that steamrolled the Women of Ninja Warrior (Kunoichi) tournament a ridiculous three times in a row. I'm actually surprised that no one here has mentioned her yet, considering we seem to create a new post every time a Japanese girl takes a deep breath. So I've taken it upon myself to compose this pictorial tribute to Ayako Miyake. We salute you, Queen!


Yes indeed, she's Number One.


Or is it Number Two?


Nah, Number One.


"Oh, Son of Gigan-san, why aren't you here to share this moment with me?"


Waiting in the jungle, presumably to kill a tiger with her bare hands. Not the
most effective camouflage, though...


The queen cradles her fire-eyed hellhound.


You can see Langdon Alger in this very same outfit every Sunday night in the East Bay.


Happy birthday in Vegas! She celebrated by scaling the Stratosphere Hotel in less than 45 seconds.


Oh yeah. That's a keeper.

And if any of you are wondering where I got the pictures (yeah...if you're wondering. Right), Ms. Miyake has a website and a blog. One of us needs to bite the freakin' bullet and learn Japanese already so it can be translated, but there is a nice little English message from our queen in in one of her posts:

"Thank you for many messages from America!
I appear in Japanese Shibuya for the show of "Muscle Musical",now.
Come to see it for an opportunity to come to Japan if to be!
It is looking forward to meeting everyone.
Then, I do the show of the musical MATSURI which is the same as Japan in
Las Vegas in Sahara.
Come by all means to see it,too. I do my best in the vigor fullness today, too!"

You sure do, Ayako. You sure do.

23 comments:

Langdon Alger said...

the numerous people who stumble upon our blog while googling "Women of Ninja Warrior" thank you

Guillermo Paco Castro Jimenez DelaSantos Reyes Jr. said...

don't front, she looks like a fresh corpse in some of those pictures

Son of Gigan said...

I won't "front" - whatever that means. Ayako Miyake's attractiveness is not all based on appearance. Her main allure is her athletic ability and overall badass-ness. The way this tiny, delicate-looking gelfling of a lady coolly and calmly crushes the Ninja Warrior course no matter how many new obstacles they throw at her is the stuff the WETTEST geek dreams are made of. She's like a video game super heroine come to life.

polidread said...

oh my gulay, i bet she can snap my fat carcass in half if she tries!

Anonymous said...

lol son of gigan your comments on those pictures are hilarious, oh yea i love Ayako too! shes cute and she crushed all the stages 3 times in a row, yea shes a badass for sure.

Anonymous said...

does anyone know her email? for some reason i can't comment anything on her blog i don't know why but i'd like to get ahold of her and talk to her.

cutebabyllamas said...

Omg, I love Ayako Miyake so much, she is the best. She is attractive, and amazing. She is just hardcore and awesome.

Yeah i wish i had here-mail too, but i don't, oh dang..

Anonymous said...

can you post on her blog or no?

Anonymous said...

Cool site. Ayako is amazing. You hit it spot on when you said her main attraction is not her looks but her skills. Although she pretty cute too.

Anonymous said...

AYAKO EATING A MAKI ROLL... DARN RIGHT, THAT'S A KEEPER FOR SURE.

Anonymous said...

THANKS FOR THE WEB-SITE. kEEP IT GOING.. IT'S NICE TO HAVE A PLACE TO WORSHIP THE QUEEN OF NINJAS. doctorjerrymarcus@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

damn, shes just to cute lol

Anonymous said...

omg ayako is my idol

Boneman said...

Dynamite does indeed come in small packages! She made it through thirteen stages before being stopped. Amazing!! I hope she realizes how much she is admired.

dean said...

i want to bite her on the bridge of her nose

Anonymous said...

You can't post on her blog because you have to register in order to post. She likes coffee, enjoyed Las Vegas even though it's very hot during the day and chilly at night and her birthday is March 20th.

James & Amy said...

Haha...that's exactly how I found this blog. She, and all the girls really, is amazing.

Anonymous said...

Ayako is the coolest! She makes me wish I was Japanese. I'm gonna get my hair like hers!

I wish I could send her fanmail, I'm drawing her anime style running through the ninja warrior course!

She's so pretty!

Tsuji Eriku said...

booo

Rie Komiya is a hot little piece, I vote Rie Komiya

Rangudon Argeru said...

yeah..I'd take Rie Komiya and her big jiggly boobs over Ayako..I'll even take Maho Tanaka over Ayako

Anonymous said...

Nah, flying through the course like that is way hotter than having nice boobs. (which Komiya does, I'll grant her that)

Also pink hair and asymmetric clothing are both excellent.

Anonymous said...

can a get a "F***in' 'ey!" for this next comment?

she is attractive because of her attitude. she is modest, bright and totally understated (lacking the arrogance of some of the others). besides that she looks very unique which i personally LOVE!!!! (haha my geekyness is showing). in short she is a legend!

Leon

Pokerbaby said...

She is the bomb!!! I cant believe she didnt make #4 but I know she will be back and crush the course again.