Jun 29, 2006

and in more Aya Matsuura News: Sukeban Deka Trailer

or Yo-Yo Girl Cop for us American folk....

J-Music Clip Of the Week

Artist: Natsumi Abe
: The Stress

The Stress video DL

More Otaku MADNESS!!!!

wow...I think these guys like Miki more than I do....

but can you blame them for acting like idiots?...okay..maybe you can but Mikitty can make any man go insane...


finally something to go along with my yellow tights....

A Diamond Select Release! This unique and display-ready Astonishing X-Men Wolverine Mask brings the ferocious and unpredictable Wolverine right into your living room! Crafted from the highest quality stretchable leather, this fully lined prop replica…

- comes with display form, freestanding name plaque, and museum

-quality acrylic display case - is limited to only 1,000 pieces

- includes a hand-numbered Certificate of Authenticity

Jun 27, 2006

Pic of the Day..."The Return Of Yuko"...Edition

can't go too long without pics of Yuko Ogura on this blog can we?..

Wipe yo' ass Tigga!

Aloha Y.O.D.C. crew! Long time no post. Here's a PV for you non potty trained Tigga's. Dozou!

Tales of The Strange and Somewhat Creepy....

found this little article on Nozomi Online ...so all credit goes to them..

The NOVICE™ Sex Experience

You may recall the last report from Nozomi Online involving the sex toy we lovingly dubbed the “Vagina in a Can ™.” A refresher from those folks who read the article or a succinct synopsis of the article can be summed up in the following sentence.

The Vagina in a Can ™ is a one-time use sex toy the size of a Soda Can you can buy in Japan for about $4.

Now many of you may remember the amount of regret I had when I opened the bottle to find a squishy, sopping wet, probably diseased mix of rubber latex and soft foam padding inside. You may also remember that I had regretfully thrown the innards away because it freaked me out. My retribution is at hand, not only will you guys (and girls..?) get to see roughly what ingredients make up the Vagina in a Can ™, you will also get to feel it yourself, if you are so brave.

That’s right, Nozomi Online is here to present to you, the Nozomi Online Vagina In a Can Extreme ™! For short, we’ll call this miraculous contraption N.O.V.I.C.E. ™.

While some of you will be disturbed by the following set of pictures, I'm not the one to blame here, I’m just passing the knowledge of sweet sweet N.O.V.I.C.E. ™ sex to my loving English speaking public.

According to our disturbingly gifted Japanese man, everyone seems to be using an instrument other than their hand to masturbate, silly kids! In a world where hookers are expensive and dangerous and full sized blow-up dolls are expensive, difficult to maintain, and embarrassing to purchase… there leaves only one choice. If you want something besides your hand on your wang, you are going to have to turn to the N.O.V.I.C.E. ™. It is very important to pick the right materials for this device, you must use soft sponges because it’s going to be rubbing all over your wang and a cup. Don’t use those plastic cups left over from Beer Pong, way too small... go and buy some huge-ass Dixie Cups... JUMBO SIZE… nod knowingly at the cashier as she rings you up. Ah, we must not forget some lube, the guy even says it’s okay to use some hand lotion or whatever. It’s your twig, do what you want to it.

Step 1. Everything in the pictures should be pretty straightforward, oh if you find these bumpy sponges, more power to ya! Now make a cut right down the middle of each sponge.

Step 2. Since this cut will help “even” out the weight distribution of your tree, it’s important to loosen the
sponges up a bit.

Step 3. Do this to two sponges, and inset like so into the JUMBO SIZED Dixie Cup. You getting some irony here? Dixie Cup? Oh forget you.

Step 4. Line up those slits!

Step 5. Lube her up and Git ‘er Done!

It only takes a minute to make these suckers, so if you’re horny and stuff, it’s nothing. The Japanese dude also goes on about the cost effectiveness of his design, even in weird cup-fetish sex those Japanese have to be efficient! He goes on to mention that choking the chicken using just your hand to control the cup is a little weird, so use your futon! Fold the futon well and arrange it to support the N.O.V.I.C.E. ™ and you’re read to go! Not many people in America have futons, so just use your blanket or wedge it between your mattress and bed-frame.

----------WORKPLACE BUFFER----------

--Langdon's note: It is STRONGLY suggested that you DO NOT continue if you are at work but, it is pretty damn funny--

Put your favorite picture or poster on top of you futon and you’re almost on your way to carnal satisfaction! You can only imagine my elation that this guy just happened to use a Morning Musume Poster. I think I have that poster too. Thanks a lot crazy Japanese guy, you ruined it for everyone!

Jun 26, 2006

Dance You Bastards!!!...Dance Like The Wind!!! Volume 3

um..this is a group of cosplayers that go by the name of "Sexy Mafia" ...watch at your own risk...you'll either vomit violently or laugh so hard that milk will shoot out your nose even though you weren't drinking milk....like I did...

here's clip one:

clip two:
and last but certainly not least...the third clip:

Jun 25, 2006

Haruka check one...Yukari check two,,,


"Girigiri Sufaraida"

"Electric Sensei"

You need HalCali in your lives. Here's some of the classics off the old joint, nice to revisit after Twinkle Star's heater....

Pic Of the Day..."Great Aya and Miki"...Edition

here's hoping that we see another photobook collabo with Ayaya and Mikitty showcasing more sexiness than kawaiiness...hell...I'd be happy with both....


and incase you forgot...THIS is what we can look forward too:

J-Music Clip of the Week

Artist: MINMI
Single: I Love You Baby

I Love You Baby video DL

Pic of the Day..."Great Ayaya"...Edition...

A big Happy Birthday to Aya Matsuura!!..or the future Mrs. Langdon Alger as I like to call her...she turns a sexy 20yrs old today....and to celebrate her sexiness...here are some sexy pictures of Aya that I tend to sexily look at A LOT...enjoy the sexiness...

and a few of my favorite Aya CMs:

Jun 21, 2006

Dance You Bastard!!!...Dance Like The Wind!!! Volume 2

Pic of the Day..."Why I Love Rika"...Edition

besides the fact that she's super kawaii....Rika-chan is SUPER FLEXIBLE!!!....yowzers...

these screens were taken from her recent appearence on Domoto Kyodai
and a pic of Ms. Ishikawa and Tsuji Nozomi for good measure..

Jun 19, 2006

I love it when they call me Big Poppa....

Yo big ups to DMS aka Diddley on the birth of his daughter! All we need to do now is design an urbal one piece pajama jumper for her to rock .
You in for it now bro. Congrats.

KREVA = Japanese Rap that doesn't suck

Kick the Can Crew, KREVA's crew

KREVA from the cd insert of "Love Expo"

Today I stopped by King Bookstore in San Pablo. It's a bookstore that carries CDs, VCDs, DVDs, magazines, toys, books, etc etc. From Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea & Japan. It is a regular stop for us fans of Japanese music. The reason being, the Taiwanese release of Japanese artists are cheaper than the actual Japanese release. I can literally get the same exact CD from King Bookstore that I could get from Japan Town for $10 or more less. What a shame, what a shame.

Today I was lucky to find a copy of KREVA's Love Expo cd. Yes, KREVA from Kick the Can Crew fame. I popped in the CD & listened to KREVA rip through 12 tracks. Dope dope dope. In other words, he pretty much shitted on 90% of the rap I've heard coming out of Japan so far this year. Believe me I am not one of those J fans that stays away from jrap. I love it & I know there's alot of good stuff out there. Everyone needs KREVA in their lives. Plain & simple. Beatz are tight & he represents on the Mic.
I've included four videos of songs that are featured on Love Expo. Enjoy & for God's sake go out & buy KREVA's "Love Expo" now!

Jun 16, 2006

S.O.G - The Science Beast

Here's a fun and educational science experiment you can perform in your own home! Get a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke and a handful of Mentos candies. Jam the Mentos into the opening of the bottle as quickly as you can. For EXTRA fun, put your face over the opening as soon as the last Mento goes in!

Jun 15, 2006

Para Para

This is HOW you do it.
There's actually a routine you can do, see.

This is NOT how you do it.
Flail your arms around like an ass.

Jun 14, 2006

Pic of the Day..."Oh Jeebus Holy Fauckin Jimney Christ!!!"...Edition

so the Hello!Project world is abuzz with the announcement that Aya Matsuura and Miki Fujimoto will be forming a new shuffle unit under the name GAM and will be singing the theme song for the soon to be released film, Sukeban Deka IV, staring Ayaya and the members of Viyuden..and judging by the photos of the two lovely ladies, I will have to learn how to start typing with one hand...

translation of the official announcement:

-Aya Matsuura & Miki Fujimoto in GAM, new H!P unit !!H!P best-seller soloist Aya Matsuura and Morning Musume’s subleader Miki Fujimoto will sing the theme to the movie Sukeban Deka IV that Aya Matsuura stars as the principal character, Asamiya Saki.

It could have been Matsuura to Fujimoto, but no, the name chosen for the unit is GAM.According to Tsunku, name comes from Great Aya and Miki. He said that this song “shines from the legs, rolls up, and sings in the heart”. Performances dress will show those attractive legs. The single name is T h a n k s ! and will be released in 9/13. Keep tuned for more information!-

Pic of the Day..."So Kawaii"...Edition


Jun 13, 2006

Appalachian State University

"Come and let us show you why we're HOT HOT HOT..."

It Will Suck...Gaijin Battle Royale

from Variety.com

New Line has decided to launch "Battle Royale," buying the remake rights to the controversial Japanese sci-fi pic and setting up the project with Neal Moritz and Roy Lee.

Original film, produced by Toei and released in 2000 amid concerns about its violence, is set in an apocalyptic future in which schools are overrun by uncontrolled violence; the government responds by organizing an annual Battle Royale, in which a school class is picked at random and students are pitted against each other on an abandoned island in a game of survival.

Pic of the Day..."Awful Album Covers"...Edtion

from my personal collection...

Jun 12, 2006

missing links...

Speaking of links, here's a couple that should be under consideration for the CHECK THESE OUT! portion of the blog. First up is the Perry Bible Fellowship comicstrip. This shit is totally random and sometimes makes you go "what the fuck?"

Next up is a film crew from Pomona, Ca. Reppin' their hometown (the 705), they can be found at http://www.sevenohfive.com/. Their site features hilarious digital shorts that cover a wide range of topics (Star Wars, comic nerds, diarrhea, visual communication). My only suggestion is that you check out the digital shorts by year and check out their earliest work first (their might be some jokes referenced from their early work).