A guy drives his girl away by being an ass & a cheater, then fails to lure her back w/ repeated stalker calls, breaking into her car to go through personal info, & going postal in front of everyone @ their mutual job.
You've got to be a moron to even do that much, but would even someone that stupid think: "Well, all that didn't work. I can't stop thinking about her. How about if I try....ASKING HER HAND IN MARRIAGE! Great idea, me!"
Fortunately he's the only irrational being in that situation. I guess I better return the messages & get the details. It'll be a laugh if nathing else.
"I'm not crazy. I'm just a little impaired." - Matchbox 20
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