"They are 6ft wide and weigh 450lb (200kg), with countless poisonous tentacles, they have drifted across the void to terrorise the people of Japan. Vast armadas of the slimy horrors have cut off the country’s food supply. As soon as one is killed more appear to take its place."
No way!
These things have been wrecking the fish business in the Sea of Japan. Devastating the fish population, ripping nets, and poisoning the water --effectively cutting off a large part of Japan's food supply. Here's more from the report:
"The problem has become so serious that fishery officials from Japan, China and South Korea are to meet this month for a “jellyfish summit” to discuss strategies for dealing with the invasion. Japan’s ruling Liberal Democratic Party has formed a jellyfish countermeasures committee and fishermen are at work on technology to keep the marauders out of their nets."
Jellyfish summit? Jellyfish Countermeasures Committee? This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
UPDATE! ...not really an update, but I did want to say that I just noticed that the jellyfish looks like a giant detached testicle floating in the water.
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The picture of that thing is really gross. It looks like a ruptured eyeball that grew white hair.
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