Driving on the left lane of the street after work, I passed up a guy walking on the right lane. With his left arm he guided his bicycle & on his other side he guided a shopping cart filled with a nomad's belongings: sleeping bag/bag o' recyclables /etc. I probably wouldn't have given him a 2nd glance if he wasn't occupying the whole right lane of the street, forcing cars to go around him. Passing a speed-tracking cop a few blocks later, I pondered this question: Would any cop do something about this street-trekking pedestrian? I'm not talking about a speeding ticket. Not that I'm screaming for vigilante justice....I'm just curious if he was breaking some obscure law or just being inconsiderate.
Train of Thought Derailed: The other day I heard Vanessa Minillo talking to The Lohan. The only thing better than one raspy voiced hot chick is 2 of 'em talking to each other.
I was talking with my buddy at work about this admin chick who has a nice ass. The conversation made its way to us talking about how there aren't too many good-looking chicks in our line of work. I almost said who I thought were the 2 cutest chicks in the County when I stopped that thought before it hit my tongue. The reason is that my buddy is now married to one of those chicks. My question: Is there a proper etiquette to complimenting your buddy & saying that his chick is hot? It would seem weird enough if they weren't even married. I took the high road and didn't mention it. I don't think anybody can pull it off unless they're that close & comfortable enough to talk that candidly, and I don't think I ever will be that open with any of my friends....even if my friend in this particular case wasn't a 6'3 280+lbs former football player.
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This is what I do when I have a friend that has a cute girlfriend. Whenever said girlfriend comes around I clam up & become silent & when said girlfriend talks to me I keep my responses short & to the point. Oh, & I never make eye contact, that way there's absolutely no way that anyone knows you're attracted to your friend's wifey.
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