Dec 6, 2005

Seven Samurai movie poster


$15.95 on eBay (including shipping). 27" x 40" and it's on my wall, bitches.

Admittedly, I'd never seen the movie. But when I was 11 years old, The Magnificent Seven made me cry when Charles Bronson bit the dust. And I'm currently checking out the "re-interpreted as anime" Samurai 7. So I get the gist. Seven ronin protect a village from an army of bandits in 16th century Japan.

But check out that poster. Those guys are cool. I mean, why are they standing there so casually? One guy doesn't even care to show his face in the poster, you only see his sword. But who's going to tell a bunch of samurai, "...uh hey guys, I can only see six of you." ?

Who Is Freefall Jones?

3 comments:

Tsuji Eriku said...

That's cuz one of em' wasn't a samurai after all, he was only frontin'. Seriously. Watch it, if you dare, that shit's crazy long.

Tsuji Eriku said...

Crazy long like my Johnson. Sorry I couldn't resist. I'm a pig. I hate myself.

Son of Gigan said...

Great, first Freefall Jones tells us that Bronson dies in The Magnificent Seven, then Tsuji says that one of the Seven Samurai isn't even a samurai. While you're at it, why don't you two bastards spoil the end of Jingle All the Way for me?????