Oct 17, 2006

Risako PB Review

SPOILERS yes…

Pictures NO…

SEXUAL REFERENCES yep.

They sure wrap these PBs up tight. The corners of the hard cover were kind of dog-eared because of that.

Beginning to look at the book causes my breathing to become deeper.

For the most part my reaction to the book was gleeful. I was giggling and laughing and occasionally chuckling evilly.

One thing I didn’t do while looking at the book was masturbate. In fact most of the time my penis wasn’t even erect. I would estimate I had 3 erections. 4 if you count the 2 semi-erections as one.

What made me gleeful was that the book was hitting its mark, it didn’t disappoint. I more or less giggled whenever Risako did in the pictures. I laughed when I saw her bouncing on the bed in her ballet costume. And I chuckled evilly when she was holding up shells close to her face because it made me think of something sexual.

Although I didn’t masturbate, when I had a toilet break, I noticed I had pre-ejaculated just a little bit. This must of occurred during one or more of the times when I turned the page and gasped at what I saw... Now you know why I’ve been avoiding spoilers.

This book made me happy.

The DVD made me sad for personal reasons. What happened was that while watching and loving it I began to reminisce about old flames. I had loved before and that love was real but here I was again going through the motions. Haven’t I already had my chance? Shouldn’t I leave the loving of this girl to younger generations who haven’t already ruined their lives? … That’s what I was thinking.

However I recovered soon enough and it was cool to see Risako doing her little dances by herself. By the end of the DVD (which is more realistic looking than the book IMO) I was laughing with Risako once again...

Tsuji has a preview of the DVD a few posts below and the pictures are all over the net.

14 comments:

Langdon Alger said...

uh...so I guess you gave Risako's photobook 3 thumbs up then?...

Langdon Alger said...

oh and "pre-ejaculated just a little bit" is too much information for me..you crazy bastard =)

Tsuji Eriku said...

Are you kidding me the FIRST thing I did when I found the dvd clips was masturbate. THEN I cooed for the BBQ on Saturday, Langdon you now know what was in the jerk chicken sauce. In other words I jerked more than chicken.

Just kidding, Craig you are a sick man. That PB probably has your dna all over it.

If Risako was here she would probably be screaming ecchi!

Langdon Alger said...

WOW craig..your review of Risako's PB has been reeeal popular..click the sitemeter icon at the bottom of the page and see for yourself..=)

Ray Mescallado said...

Barring actual photos of Chinami and the KAT-TUN guy doing something illegal, this'll probably top my Sunday Blog Roundup...

Garamond said...

I watched the pics and the "Making of" video, and I didn't even get a hard-on once... maybe there's something wrong with me. - I guess not though, cause Junior stood at attention when I watched Miki eat cake in slo-mo. XD

Langdon Alger said...

I know..that cake look really good right?...hmmmm...cake..I mean..Miki..

Craig said...

If I'm looking @ PBs digitally I hardly spend anytime looking at them.

If I have the actual PB in my hands it takes hours :)

My Word Verification code for this comment:
... it's her X}

Garamond said...

Hehe cool word verification code Craig. If I remember correctly the one I had for my reply above was "bgredpop".
For this one I got the rather uninspiring mumbojumbo-word "rvamof".
:D

Anonymous said...

oh Craig you evil dirty piece of shit! Show some respect to the PB.

Craig said...

oh Anonymous I love you too! I respect the PB.

Anonymous said...

I mean, 'pre-ejaculate just a bit'...on a 12 year old's PB? If you're not a real pedophile, it must be either your brain was screwing with your penis, or you've got some problem down there.

Craig said...

I know what u mean. I'm not saying you're wrong but next year she will be legal in some parts of Japan.

Tsuji Eriku said...

what part is that Craig? Fantasyland Prefecture?