Jan 7, 2007

Son of Gigan's Dream Girl

I've discovered her. This is the one, brother. Meet Melissa Elias, Son of Gigan's future victim- - um, er- - I mean, wife. Even in grainy screencaps you can clearly see that she's the PERFECT WOMAN. I know that YODC's tentacles reach the farthest corners of this puny planet. If anyone out there knows Melissa Elias, or knows someone that knows her, or knows of her, please tell her that Son of Gigan is coming for her and there's nothing she can do about it. Thanks!







5 comments:

Freefall Jones said...

What the hell is Falcon Beach?

http://www.falconbeach.ca/index.aspx?go=/melissa_elias.aspx

Son of Gigan said...

Apparently, it's a Canadian "90210"-like show. And yes, I already joined the site so I could get pics before I posted my alert. But the pics are all in Flash so I couldn't post them. And YES, I'm so devoted to Melissa that I'm willing to overlook the fact that she's Canadian. Love makes you do some CRAZY things...

Guillermo Paco Castro Jimenez DelaSantos Reyes Jr. said...

Too bad she's Chemically Unbalanced

Son of Gigan said...
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Son of Gigan said...

That IS unfortunate. However, if we locked up all the women who were chemcially unbalanced, there's be none left walking the streets...or playing Foosball on Falcon Beach.