Mar 17, 2007

The cum trees are in bloom.

Do you have these in your neighborhood? Then you know what I'm talking about. They smell like cum. And don't pretend you don't know what that smells like.

The hospital I live next to has a whole row of them lining the sidewalk in front of it. I can't walk through there without wanting to puke.

I will say though, I did see a couple of ladies sitting on a bench right underneath them having no trouble at all. nyeh-heh-heh-heh-heh. cum.


Craig said...


Langdon Alger said...

nothing like stepping outside in the morning and seeing the cum trees in full bloom..

Son of Gigan said...

Oh, that's VERY mature. Your lack of respect for botany is absolutely appalling. Those are NOT "cum trees." They're called "Semenwillows."