Aug 31, 2007

In Today's "Fucked Up Shit" News..

Train Cancelled After Conductor Succumbs to Diarrhea

OSAKA -- About 300 passengers were forced to leave a train at JR Tsukaguchi Station in Amagasaki after the conductor suffered a violent bout of diarrhea in the driver's cabin early on Friday, West Japan Railway Co. (JR West) said.

The evacuation took place after the conductor fell ill just before the train pulled in at Tsukaguchi Station. The driver scheduled to take over the train entered the cabin at about 6.15 a.m. to find the floor covered in feces.

Station workers immediately cleaned the floor of the driver's room, but decided to cancel the train due to the lingering aroma.

Passengers were merely told that the train would be delayed, and were asked to board the next one.

from Mainichi


Garamond said...

Diarrhea is a shitty, shitty thing...
I would have thought he could have kept driving though—but maybe the bad smell would have caused some serious barfing too. I don't think you could expect him to drive the train, if he was shitting and barfing all the time.


Langdon Alger said...

makes you wonder what exactly is a "violent bout of diarrhea"

does it mean that the stream of shit coming out your ass is so strong that it shoots through the fabric of your underwear and pants?!

I really don't want to find out