Oct 21, 2007

Tales from the Office

"I've heard stories of it happening to others, I just didn't think it would happen to me..."

I work the graveyard shift for this media company. The building is basically empty during my shift, except for one security guard, a couple members of the janitorial staff, and random folks (usually kids on the street teams for urban radio). It's nice and quiet up in this bitch. I get to kick back, watch TV and surf the web all night, with no one looking over my shoulder.

On this particular night, I decide to bring a big lunch. Not just any old lunch, but a bunch of wings from Wingstop. I went there for dinner and planned to bring some of my leftovers. I had cajun, hickory bbq and parmessan flavored wings. Dee-fauken-licious! So 4am finally rolls around, and I'm feeling kinda hungry. You can probably guessed what happened next. I open the fridge int the break room and my food is gone! I specifically remember placing it on the top shelf and it was now missing. Now the fridge is loaded with random food and drinks, so I scramble to look for my lunch behind all this other crap, like those kids in that one Sunny Delight commercial.

No Luck.

Some starving punk-ass jacked my food and has gotten away with it (for now). It's not like my bag said Wingstop on it either. It was wrapped up in a blank bag. The funny thing is, there was another blank bag of food all opened up and exposed inside the fridge, but it had a sandwhich and a ziplock bag of rice. The food thief must have checked that bag first, then thought JACKPOT upon finding my lunch. Now I'm waiting for 5am to roll around so I can go get me a McGriddle. Don't trip, food thieves are known to strike often. I'll just have to spike a fake lunch and hope the thief takes the bait.


Tsuji Eriku said...

Yo I keep my lunch at my cubicle, any fool that wants to get at my shit will get hands put on him, specifically around the neck area.

Rangudon Argeru said...

I forgot to warn you to NEVER put your food in the fridge in the breakroom..c'mon..they were chicken wings..did you forget that we have a couple URBAN radio stations in the building?

Tsuji Eriku said...

So Paco & Langdon, I'm sorry Rangdon work in the same office & me & Wonton work in the same office. Let's all work for the same company in the same office together.

Guillermo Paco Castro Jimenez DelaSantos Reyes Jr. said...

yeah, we'll work in the same office and ASKLDJ LKA LSDFJ LASDF LASJKF all day long!!!