Tales from the Office

"I've heard stories of it happening to others, I just didn't think it would happen to me..."

I work the graveyard shift for this media company. The building is basically empty during my shift, except for one security guard, a couple members of the janitorial staff, and random folks (usually kids on the street teams for urban radio). It's nice and quiet up in this bitch. I get to kick back, watch TV and surf the web all night, with no one looking over my shoulder.

On this particular night, I decide to bring a big lunch. Not just any old lunch, but a bunch of wings from Wingstop. I went there for dinner and planned to bring some of my leftovers. I had cajun, hickory bbq and parmessan flavored wings. Dee-fauken-licious! So 4am finally rolls around, and I'm feeling kinda hungry. You can probably guessed what happened next. I open the fridge int the break room and my food is gone! I specifically remember placing it on the top shelf and it was now missing. Now the fridge is loaded with random food and drinks, so I scramble to look for my lunch behind all this other crap, like those kids in that one Sunny Delight commercial.

No Luck.

Some starving punk-ass jacked my food and has gotten away with it (for now). It's not like my bag said Wingstop on it either. It was wrapped up in a blank bag. The funny thing is, there was another blank bag of food all opened up and exposed inside the fridge, but it had a sandwhich and a ziplock bag of rice. The food thief must have checked that bag first, then thought JACKPOT upon finding my lunch. Now I'm waiting for 5am to roll around so I can go get me a McGriddle. Don't trip, food thieves are known to strike often. I'll just have to spike a fake lunch and hope the thief takes the bait.