a Blurry BART Pics adventure
"I shaved my stomach today."
"Yeah. It was all hairy. ..and than I looked at my legs and they wuz all hairy...like a man! Mmm-hmmm, whuuuuut!"
[cell phone rings]
"Hullo? Who's this? ...who is this? Seriously, who is this? ...how do you know my name is 'Miracle'? Who IS this?!!"