...but today at Concord's Sun Valley Mall, the legend of the Easter Bunny was taken to a new horrifying level. Somehow, the evil mall scientists were able to genitically alter a rabbit to grow to the size of a man.
The result should have been one of our childhood myths come to life, but instead, a new monstrosity was born. ...and quickly exploited...
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I only wish I could have gotten closer, but the frenzy of gawkers made it impossible. But even from that distance, I could feel the rabbit's pain--its eyes begging anyone to put it out of its misery.
4 comments:
"You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!"
The rabbit is a brotha. Word!
chocolate bunnies
"here comes negro cotton tail..."
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