Mar 22, 2008

Terror at Sun Valley Mall

When it comes to people in Easter Bunny suits, I'm used to the fun, cartoon-eyed bunny --not unlike what you see below:


...but today at Concord's Sun Valley Mall, the legend of the Easter Bunny was taken to a new horrifying level. Somehow, the evil mall scientists were able to genitically alter a rabbit to grow to the size of a man.

The result should have been one of our childhood myths come to life, but instead, a new monstrosity was born. ...and quickly exploited...


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I only wish I could have gotten closer, but the frenzy of gawkers made it impossible. But even from that distance, I could feel the rabbit's pain--its eyes begging anyone to put it out of its misery.

4 comments:

wonton said...

"You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!"

Javier Esteban Taco Julio Garcia-Sanchez, Sr. said...

The rabbit is a brotha. Word!

Tsuji Eriku said...

chocolate bunnies

Rangudon Argeru said...

"here comes negro cotton tail..."