Champion of the Week: Jockeys Win or Die Trying

Check out this drama:

Seriously. It's like they're The Right Stuff or something. And how much you want to bet that scene plays in slow motion? Thanks, Animal Planet. We really need a reality show about jockeys. It's not like they're trying to win a date or something.

Or are they? Behold, the chick jockey:


Let me guess, some producer finds out there's a woman jockey in professional horse racing and thinks, "...she'll break that locker room apart! Tiny broken hearts all over the stable...sold!"

But really, this week on Jockeys:


Oh no!