Hump Day Eye Candy Extravaganza

it's been over a week now since Miki Fujimoto announced that she's all set to marry comedian Shouji Tomoharu sometime this summer...I can't help but be jealous cuz well...you see, Shouji and I are just so similiar that it makes me think that if I lived in Japan, I'd be the one ripping off Mikitty's wedding dress and ravishing her oh-so hot body on the nite of our nuptials..

Shouji and I are:

*both 33 years of age

*both of us are asian with him, being japanese and I, being filipino with several of my relatives killed by the japanese during WWII...

*we're both pretty damn funny with he, working as a comedian and I, making fun of the people I work with...

*he has glorious flowing dark hair and I COULD have glorious flowing dark hair but I CHOOSE to shave my head

*he's in love with Miki and gets to boink her whenever AND wherever he wants while I too am in love with Miki and uh..."make tacos" while looking at photos and watching video clips of her whenever I want in my room....yeah, thats where the similarities end....that lucky sonofabitch

---was gonna post the miki slideshow I did a couple years ago for her bday but it got yanked from youtube...DMCA violation...BOOOOOO

Tales From The Office: 4th floor Bathroom

Wipe your Ass with Dick! (no homo)

Diggin' In The Crates "Double Vision Vinyl Eyecandy" Edition

Short but sweet, and maybe leave you with a bit of a buzz too, throwing in two items to make up for missing last week.

From the ongoing split-single series Under The Influence, released by Suburban Home Records and sold through their vinyl lovers' site VinylCollective.com: 

Artists: Mustard Plug/Bomb The Music Industry!

Title: Waiting Room/Gold Sounds

Label: Suburban Home

Vinyl: Red and green splattered clear vinyl (700 copies)

Several BTMI! records have been featured here in DITC when it was a more irregular and random series, including the half-black, half-transparent green edition of their Goodbye Cool World album that caught Brother Langdon's eye. On this disc, BTMI! cover Pavement's "Gold Sounds" (from their seminal Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain album) while third-wave ska veterans Mustard Plug present a version of Fugazi's "Waiting Room" (from their first 12" EP, later the first half of the 13 Songs CD) that brings out more of the reggae side of the song that was only hinted at by Joe Lally's bass lines and Ian MacKaye's guitar parts on the original recording. 

And then we have...

Artist: Drag The River
Title: Having A Party/Jeff Black Song
Label: Suburban Home
Vinyl: "Whiskey and Coke" colored vinyl (700 copies)

Musically, the band turns their A-side cover of the Sam Cooke classic into a last-call country-esque lament. Physically, this release is probably the only release in the Under The Influence series to date to not only have the same band be on both sides of the 45, but also have a non-rare color that is nicer than the "rare" color (300 yellow and white half-and-half) offered by Suburban Home (although, granted, the almost equally nice Mustard Plug/BTMI! 45 is also the more common color of that 1000-copy pressing).

Dancing girl and friends

She's the littlest 1 I think.
Again u gotta see the 2nd part (4:33) or your missing out:

Dance You Bastar..er, uh Bitches, Dance Like The Wind

you can thank Guillermo Paco Castro Jimenez DelaSantos Reyes Jr. for this one

he really enjoyed himself on his last trip to the philippines, learned a few dance moves too

BADASS

'NUFF SAID

Bollywood Babes

Urvashi Sharma
Another edition of this Jew's review of hotness from Bollyland. Urvashi Sharma was a video chick, meaning she was the object of some letch's desire in some song and dance routine.

Of course she went into movies where she proved she was nothing more than eye candy. But that's okay with Weinstein, he still has love for her. She hails from New Delhi and comes from a conservative family, but the draw of Bollywood was too much.

Hump Day Eye Candy Extravaganza

she's so cute, she makes my thing thing tingle...Erika Toda everyone

Tales From The Office: The Coffee Machine vs The Noob

Tales from the office returns with a special report from the break room.

As I was getting my fix of green tea in the 4^th floor kitchen, there was a rather large gentleman near the coffee machine. In an effort to go green, our company eliminated the regular sized plastic water/coffee cups and replaced them with flimsy paper cups 2/3rds the size of a regular shot glass.

This was done to reduce waste and encourage employees to bring their own coffee mugs, jugs, bottled water, etc. The slight downside is when employees would bring in a parched client and would constantly have to refill the puny paper cup to quench their thirst.

So, back to the fat dude trying to get coffee. The smallest size for a cup of coffee is 8 oz and it takes a couple minutes for the coffee to pour. With the small cup in hand, he was anticipating the coffee to be poured and I just had to speak up.

“It’s gonna take a couple minutes… you might want to place the cup in the center, cuz you don’t wanna burn your hand from the scalding hot coffee.”

Luckily, he placed the cup in the right spot, but it still over flowed. There was coffee spilled all over the coffee machine and on the kitchen floor. The doofus still burned his hand when he picked up the thin paper cup. I had to leave cuz I couldn’t hold in my laughter any longer.

After retelling the story to Ranguden, he asked “did he just look stupid or what?”

"Come On a Give me Water Dessert..."

Indeed.

Freefall Jones gets 1upped

So much for relying on our resident video game "expert," Freefall Jones, for the most recent video game news. I was able to find some leaked footage of the upcoming WATCHMEN VIDEO GAME. I actually haven't seen the movie yet, but if it's anything like this, I'm getting my ticket right now.

BADASS

'NUFF SAID

FAUCKIN AWESOME

found this on yahoo auctions jp while searching for some Jumbo Machinder stuff

they need to make an adult sized version of this...I mean look at that kid!..he's having so much fun...I want to be just like him

Bollywood Babes

Karishma Kotak

This babe is actually from London...but like all indian models has found her way into Bollywood. Weinstein would like to fry her fish. This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where he was at that hotel when the bell boy was making all these lovy dovy sounds.

"Hubba Hubba"

She has appeared on Indian R&B Star Jay Sean's videos and why not she deserves it!

The Day After Hump Day Eye Candy Extravaganza

too damn cute is all I have to say...and almost 18!