
We just got this printer installed at work and this thing is huge. It’s this big cube that’s about 4 feet wide, 4 feet tall, and 4 feet deep. It looks like the one power droid that was getting tortured by having its feet burned while he was upside down in Return of the Jedi.

The worst thing about this printer is that it sounds like a rocket engine. When it starts up in the morning the digital display shows an animation of a space shuttle taking off. I’m f***ing serious. This thing needs its own office far away from my desk. Who in the hell designs a printer this loud? It’s like working on a factory floor next to an industrial press. I feel like I should be wearing gloves, a hair cap, and goggles.
FJ
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