Aug 18, 2005

Kidsbeer


The Japanese rule. That's been a long-held opinion of mine ever since I saw Kikaida when I was four years old living in Hawaii. Here's a new reason they rule: Kidsbeer. If this product was marketed to kids here in America, parents' groups, liberals, conservatives, EVERYONE would go apeshit. Here's more info on the product designed to create more drunken Japanese businessmen for crazy game shows:

Satoshi Tomoda, president of the beverage maker, said: "Children copy and mimic adults. If you get this drink ready on such occasions as events and celebrations attended by kids, it would make the occasions even more entertaining. The Kidsbeer label captures a nostalgic mood as it was modeled after classic beer labels."

"Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink," reads the product's advertising slogan.

Greatest slogan EVER.

FJ

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