Jan 3, 2006

Incidental Luck

Remember those moments when you hope you're timing works out & the hot chick in class sits next to you on the 1st day & establishes that seat for the whole year or you're hoping you're sitting in the cute waitresses' section? It's a goofy little mental game that I'd forgotten for awhile until today. I was in line @ the bank to cash a check. There were 4 tellers there but only 3 were open. The 4th was counting money or something. Of course, this unavailable 4th teller was the cutest one. I had a few people ahead of me, so I held out hope that she'd open up when it was my turn. She ended up being preoccupied the whole time but I was helped by the tiny teller next to her, allowing me to sneak some peeks @ a formidable business-slacks ass. It's really not that exciting (even if she helped me) & I'll only remember it because I'm blogging about it, but it's another dorky feeling that brings me back to younger times.

5 comments:

Freefall Jones said...

YOUNGER times? Man, I still play "bank teller lottery" to pass the time and keep my mind off the person behind me, who always seems to stand too close to me.

SoG and I just had a bit of that go on at Tower Records last week, too. Two cashiers, so the odds were pretty good one of us would get to be rung up by the hot one -- but of course NEITHER of us got helped by her.

JuanJohn said...

Yes man I still do that all the time!
I normally loose though :(
But you know what I hate even more?
When you do get to talk to the "cute one" and actually have a great conversation with her. So good that your next question could easily be for her number but then she kills it
"oh you remind me of my husband...your soo (insert comment here)..."
Painful man....
Painfull...

Terrence Maddox said...

Haha juanjohn that reminds me of a story that happened to my friend. He went to Starbucks & when he got his drink he saw that all the tables were packed. He was about to go outside when this "stripper hot" chick asks if he wants to sit with her. It was a summer Vallejo day so she was wearing a tight tank-top & tiny shorts. Basically she was hella talking & getting to know him. He was so stunned by his luck that he couldn't ask for her ph# so she gave it. Right when he gets it, her giant boyfriend comes in. She makes introductions and they leave, but not before they said to call up to hang out w/ them sometime. He never called.

Freefall Jones said...

Maybe hottie and big man were after a menage-a-trois with your "friend."

Your buddy might not be an "orgy guy."Was his name Merrance Taddox?

Tsuji Eriku said...

haha, I'd advise him to "go for it" then make fun of him later for having to look at some dude's nads during the whole menage-a-trois