Dec 22, 2006

Club Tales: Craig's first time

No J-Pop

Yes I be talking Strip clubs or rather a Sex Club I guess [...]

Barcelona about 5 years ago, I'm on my cousin's Stag Party, we go into some place. "Bambino" I think the guy on the door says in regards to me on the way in.

Not many people there we sit right at the front of the Stage. A quite attractive woman does her number. It involved a dildo and I looked as hard as I could as she inserted into herself before us. That was the first and last time I've seen a woman's vagina so close to my face >_>

Inbetween shows for some reason I become convinced I can smell puke on my hands (Tsuji were u ever in Barcelona? LOL). There's no soap in the toilet so I resort to using bear to try and clense my hands LOL

Anyway I'm back at the stage. Some lanky dude is about to fuck a slightly overweight woman on a table, on the stage, but first she has to suck him for like 3 minutes or something to get him hard, poor guy X) LOL

I can't tell you everything because my cousin is now a happily married man but I can tell you that I was roped into one of the acts. Somehow or other it came to pass that I WAS BEING STRIPPED. Thankfully I was left with my shorts on but not before the stripper took a peak at my dick LOL IT WAS AS IT NORMALLY IS LOL hahaha because she was like old and stuff X) hehe The heart wants what the heart wants X) WHERE WAS THE GIRL WITH THE DILDO WHEN I NEEDED HER?! Haha XP


Son of Gigan said...

You are a god among insects. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

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Wu-san said...

well, I don't know what I was expecting...wait, thats a total lie, I knew what I was expecting LOL.

But against my better Judgement I read the damn thing anyway...

I have to say, you've helped paint a picture, as interesting as it is, of what I might expect from a Sex Club in Barcelona.

Wheres a Geisha when you need one craig?

Langdon Alger said...

ha!..such a beautiful story Craig

Anonymous said...

Well it IS Christmass X)