Jul 27, 2011

My face is so moded right now

What the fuck is up bitches?

Alright, first thing's first. I do have to apologize publicly to Hikaru about the "scathing expose'" as SOG puts it.

As it turns out Hikaru wasn't lying, he did achieve the dream of meeting, falling in love with & marrying a real-live girl from Japan. In fact they tied the knot just last week.

Hikaru & I have squashed our beef & to bury the hatchet I did spend some quality time with the couple to strengthen our renewed friendship.

BOY AM I AN ASSHOLE.

Oh & trust me I did not hear the end of it when all of this came to light, after all, look at the people I'm dealing with here at YODC!

The only thing I can say in my defense is that there were several valid reasons I had to doubt homeboy & I was wrong.

/commits seppuku with a butter knife

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Since I've been away...

I spend my days wasting away in a corporate hell hole with supervisors intent on micro managing my ass to death.

PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF ANY OF YOU ARE HIRING IN THE SF BAY AREA I AM LOOKING!

I bought a house in a fucked up neighborhood & in just under a year:

- my crib almost got broken into except I was IN MY LIVING ROOM WATCHING TV WHILE THE ASSHOLE WAS TRYING TO OPEN MY SLIDING GLASS DOOR

- My next door neighbor's house got shot up twice

- Some kids beat the old Korean guy that runs the mini mart around the corner to death in broad daylight

I'm starting to see a pattern here...

I WOULD SAY THAT I HAVE PAID ENOUGH FOR MY TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST MR. & MRS. HIKARU

/wonders why my 2nd doesn't hurry up & cut my damned head off already

1 comment:

Son of Gigan said...

Hikaru may have forgiven you, but I'll never let you forget this. It's just too damn funny.